LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Enchantments Applied:	87

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Potions Brewed:	92	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	520209	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4098
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	137	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1628	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	6553

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.