LOLcraft: ‘I CANT EVEN’ Minecraft Server

#brap machine, #fantasizing, #fat fembot, #naughty robot, #robot girlfriend, #robot lover, #size acceptance, cellulite, curvy, desire, dreaming, FANTASY, fat fetish, fetishizing, Girlfriend, LolCraft, longing, Minecraft, Need, Obsession, Server, Struggling, wishing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9585	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on our wacky wonderland where the pigs are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fat Fembot GF with a gigantic cellulite-ridden plapping brap machine! She’s always ready to give you a helping hand or a thunderous brap to light up your day. Who needs diamonds when you have a friend like her?

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and the wildest time you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get brappin’!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Animals Bred:	86	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4707
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2861	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6439	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3254	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	7042	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	496
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	53	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ores Mined:	1903
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	153	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1448	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	192	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!