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LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3654	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	5557

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimension Hops:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉