LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

Boons, Boring, boring content, boring game, boring gameplay, boring updates, Characters, disappointing sequel, enemies, Hades, Hades 2, lackluster sequel, Lame, LolCraft, repetitive tasks, Story, Tasks, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive sequel, Visuals, voice acting, weapons, worse than Hades 1

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Animals Bred:	35
Magic Items Found:	8241	Ores Mined:	8470
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3

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Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

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And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	176
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	7

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mines Excavated:	1169

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchantments Applied:	202	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	3485
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Items Found:	2557
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ores Mined:	6173	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	9278
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Farms Harvested:	985	Animals Bred:	143
Villages Defended:	10	Ores Mined:	3072
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	114	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	7829	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2783

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	2500	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Emeralds Found:	7173
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214