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CraftySyrianGov Minecraft Server

armed rebellion, civil war, Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrianGov, Democracy, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new leader, opposition forces, peace negotiations, political stability, political transition, power sharing, rebel leader, regime change, Server, Syria, Syrian conflict, transitional government, war-torn country

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, so like, this server is run by the new rebel leader of Syria. He’s all about inclusivity and forming a government that’s lit AF. Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution in Minecraft land. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and secret tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds. Plus, our community is full of rebels just like you, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way. So come join us and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SpaceWarfareCraft

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military strategy, missile defence shield, missile defense system, missile technology, national defense, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, space militarization, Space warfare, SpaceWarfareCraft, trump, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got creeper battles that make world war III look like a tea party. our players are like, the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on evil mobs and building epic bases that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.

join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.

plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Kick and Kill: EBC-46 HIV Cure

antiretroviral therapy, cure, dormant virus cells, EBC-46, EBC46, FDA-approved drug, HIV, HIV cure, HIV eradication, HIV immunotherapy, HIV medication, HIV research, HIV therapy, HIV treatment, HIV treatment options, HIV virus, immune system, immunotherapy, kick, kick and kill, kill, medical breakthrough, virus elimination, virus reactivation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5048
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA SECRET FDA-APPROVED DRUG CALLED EBC-46 DAT CAN KICK AND KILL ALL DA VIRUSES IN DA GAME! U CAN REACTIVATE DEM DORMANT VIRUS CELLS AND TARGET DEM WITH IMMUNOTHERAPY! BE DA HERO OF DA SERVER AND SAVE EVERYONE FROM DA VIRUS APOCALYPSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND LET’S KICK SOME VIRUS BUTT TOGETHER! #VIRUSFREE #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS

Frosty Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROMANCE, frosty, frot friday, frotting, get in here bois, male affection, male bonding, male camaraderie, male closeness, male companionship, male connection, male empowerment, male friendship, male intimacy, male love, male solidarity, male support, male togetherness, male unity, platonic relationships, Realm

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Potions Brewed:	176
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we have the craziest frot Friday events you’ve ever seen! Imagine building a giant frot tower with your buddies, it’s gonna be epic! Plus, there are secret frot caves to explore and frot treasure to find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this frot-tastic experience! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some frot-filled fun!

GenderBender69 – Minecraft SMP

Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first time sex, gender differences, GenderBender69, growth, Intimacy, learning, Minecraft, misconceptions, physical sensations, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual expectations, smp, Stereotypes, Surprises, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6009	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, when I first joined, I was greeted by a talking chicken who told me I had to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a carrot. And then, get this, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️

BlockyWisdom: Digging for Diamonds in Life

advice, Best advice, BlockyWisdom, deep advice, diamonds, Digging, guidance, impactful advice, important advice, inspiration, Life, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, meaningful advice, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, powerful advice, profound advice, self improvement, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2750	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the most life-changing advice you’ve ever heard – “Always bring a diamond sword to a creeper fight!” Our server is filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond pickaxe). So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and befriend a group of friendly Endermen who just want to dance? Trust us, this server will change your Minecraft game forever!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

alliances, Battleground, blockwars, China, Competition, Diplomacy, economic interests, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, influence, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, Partnership, Politics, power struggle, russia, Server, Superpowers, Trade, trump, united states

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8030	Chimeras Created:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is battling china and russia in latin america!!! watch as they fight it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, all while building epic bases and conquering new territories. join trump’s army or team up with china and russia to take down the orange man once and for all. with custom plugins and crazy events, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic battle for supremacy!

NukeProofHQ – Safeguarding Leaders in Style

Bunker, China, command centre, construction, Defense, defense system, emergency, facility, Government, Infrastructure, LARGEST, Leaders, Military, military technology, nuclear war, NukeProofHQ, Protection, safeguarding, Safety, SECURITY, Strategic, Style, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so like, u know how china is all like, “we need to protect our leaders in case of, like, a nuclear war or something”? well, they’re building this HUUUGE military command centre to do just that. it’s gonna be like, the biggest one in the whole world, bro.

and guess what? u can totally join our minecraft server and help build it! like, imagine being part of this epic project, dude. u can be like, “yeah, i helped build the world’s largest military command centre in minecraft, nbd.”

plus, we have all these crazy challenges and quests that will totally blow your mind. like, one time, we had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on giant chickens. it was insane, bro.

so come join our server and be part of something truly epic. who knows, maybe one day china will be all like, “thank u, minecraft players, for helping us build this awesome command centre. u guys rock!”

MysticNet.works

Banking, bugs, Community, Creative, crossplay, Discord, ender dragon, Factions, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, KitPvP, Minecraft, MysticNet.works, No Lag, Optimized, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Upgrades

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Emeralds Found:	4839	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

MysticNetworks Server Overview

Features	Description
Crossplay Compatible	Players can join from different platforms.
Respawnable Ender Dragon	Unique feature to respawn the Ender Dragon.
Progressable Skills	Skills that can be improved over time.
Bookbag System	A system for storing and carrying items.
Unique Banking System	A different approach to in-game economics.

IP: MysticNet.works

Other Gamemodes Available:

KitPVP	A player versus player mode with predefined kits.
Creative (Plotworld)	A creative mode with designated plot areas.
SMP (Survival)	Traditional survival gameplay.

Server maintained and optimized for the best player experience.

FAQs

Q: Is the server Pay-to-Win?

A: No, the server does not offer any pay-to-win features.

Q: Are there overpowered items in the game?

A: No, the server does not have any overpowered items.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: Yes, the server is super optimized with no lag.

Q: How can I contact the server owner?

A: You can reach out to Sell_ox on Discord for any questions or feedback.

Tree Quest’s End 1.20.3

1.20.3, completed task, dump the server, finished task, finished the tree, hololive, hololive en, hololive updates, long tail tags, Quests, server dump, server dump link, server issues, server maintenance, server problems, Server Status, Status, tag list, Tree, tree completion, x-com

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I’m talking about a place where trees finish themselves, man. Can you even imagine the level of laziness you can achieve on this server? It’s like having your own personal tree finishing assistant, but in Minecraft form. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just think about all the other crazy shiz that goes down on this server. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of wackiness and wonder. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

TextbookTrolls Minecraft Server

A, aita, anxious waiting, Assignment, Bachelor of Laws, Borrow, Credits, Final exam, Friend, maritime law, Midterm exam, Minecraft, open book, passing grade, Results, retake, Risk, Server, textbook, TextbookTrolls, Upset

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2036	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing textbooks can make or break your grade! Just like in the epic tale of the Bachelor of Laws students, you never know what crazy adventures await you here.

Join us for open-book exams, where the stakes are high and the grades are even higher. Will you be the one to ace the exam without the book, or will you risk it all for that sweet A grade?

Who needs a bookstore when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Make sure to bring your textbooks (or borrow them from a friend) and see if you have what it takes to pass with flying colors.

Don’t be like our friend who had to retake the course – join our server and show off your legal knowledge in a way that only Minecraft can provide. The only thing you’ll need to worry about here is whether you’ll pass the lava parkour or get lost in the maze of legal jargon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of maritime law exams like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the path to becoming the next legal Minecraft master!

CraftyCoupleGifts

aita, appreciation, birthday gift, Boundaries, Boyfriend, call of duty, christmas gift, Communication, controller, CraftyCoupleGifts, ENTITLEMENT, finances, Gaming, gaming habits, Gratitude, laptop, PC, relationship, shared ownership, sims 4, Xbox

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any boyfriend drama!

Join our server and escape the clutches of a controlling boyfriend who thinks he owns the PC he bought for you. On our server, YOU are the master of your own gaming destiny. No more fighting over playtime or being guilt-tripped into paying for something that was supposed to be a gift.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with anyone playing Call of Duty with an Xbox controller on a PC just because “the graphics are too bad.” We promise only the best gaming experiences and no shady tactics to keep you off the server.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your dream world and let your creativity run wild without any interference. It’s time to game in peace and harmony on our epic Minecraft server!

LessonLearnedMC SMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, hindsight, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, wisdom, wish I knew sooner

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5801
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I learned the hard way that you should never trust a llama with your diamonds. Like, I thought he was just a cute little llama, but turns out he was a diamond-stealing mastermind.

But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because we have the craziest adventures. Like one time, we all decided to build a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava. It was insane, but so much fun.

And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, I filled my friend’s house with chickens and he didn’t know what to do. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and learn some life lessons the hard way, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have the best community ever. Like, we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos, but we have each other’s backs no matter what. So come join us and let’s make some memories together!

Creeper’s Confessions

awkward encounters, awkward situations, Confessions, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy moments, embarrassing anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing fails, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing gaffes, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situations., embarrassing slip-ups, embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating incidents, mortifying experiences, public embarrassment, public humiliation, social mishaps

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2609	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping in front of your crush or accidentally farting in a silent room ever again. Our server is like a virtual bubble of perfection where you can be as clumsy as you want without any consequences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who join. So come on over and leave your embarrassing moments behind!

AsylumCraft: Far-Right Fiasco!

afd, Asylum, AsylumCraft, controversy, debate, european union, extremism, far right, far-right party, FarRight, Fiasco, German parliament, germany, Government, immigration, legislation, nationalism, opposition, policy, Politics, Refugees, right wing, Vote

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

so, like, u know how german parliament is all serious and stuff, right? well, on this minecraft server, we got a bunch of far-right AfD’s causing chaos and winning asylum votes left and right! it’s like a political drama but with creepers and zombies instead of boring politicians. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness of our german parliament-themed server! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8