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WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	70
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	54	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
New Chunks Explored:	974339	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Fire Nation Chronicles

air pollution, california wildfires, Chronicles, environmental health, environmental impact, Fire, health impacts, health outcomes, Health research, health study, launched, long-term effects, long-term study, los angeles wildfires, multi-institutional, nation, public health, research, respiratory health, study findings, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3881
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!

🔰 anarchy 🔰 / 🥇 The first season 🥇 server minecraft

Anarchy, Minecraft, Server, The first season

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

The description of the server server “Anarchy the First Season” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.InfinityMine.ru

TMW

All the Mods 10, all the mods 9, all the mods 9 to the sky, Atm, Chroma Endless 2, Craftoria, discord server, English-speaking community, flawless experience, Friends, Hasturian era, Industrial Village, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Prominence II, RPG, Servers, skyfactory 5, TMW

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ores Mined:	2562
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Animals Bred:	88
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Modpack Name	Version	IP
All the Mods 10	2.30	atm10.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9	1.0.3	atm9.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9 – To the Sky	1.1.3	atm9tts.tmw.gg
Craftoria	1.14.0	craftoria.tmw.gg
Industrial Village	1.8a	iv.tmw.gg
Chroma Endless 2	1.13	ce2.tmw.gg
SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required)	5.0.4	skyfactory5.tmw.gg
Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era	v3.0.30hf	prominence2.TMW.gg

Machine:

Hosted in EU
AMD Ryzen 9950X
192GB DDR5
2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
64 TB Backup server

Links:

Discord: discord.gg/tmwgg
Website: www.tmw.gg

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?: A: You can join by entering the IP address provided for the modpack you want to play on in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are additional mods required for SkyFactory 5?: A: Yes, additional mods are required for SkyFactory 5. Check our Discord server for more information on which mods are needed.
Q: Where is the server hosted?: A: The server is hosted in the EU.
Q: How can I become a part of the community?: A: Join our Discord server and website to connect with other players and stay updated on server news and events.
Q: How can I report an issue or concern?: A: You can report any issues or concerns on our Discord server, where our staff will be able to assist you.

Quantum Feline Hideout 1.20.4

1.20.4, alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Feline, HIDEOUT, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum decoherence, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9

Yo bro, you ever heard of Schrödinger’s cat? Well, on this Minecraft server, we got cats that are both alive and dead at the same time! It’s like a mind-bending trip down the rabbit hole, man. Join us if you want to question reality and have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Business, Dads, Director, Disappointment, fixed salary, hard work, HOURS, Minecraft, minimum wage, new job, opportunity, payslip, per hour wages, reaction, salary, sector experience, Server, Switch, tax effective, underpaid, ungrateful, Wage, woes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	7032
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

MomDumpedOvernightBF

Boundaries, boundary setting, Cohabitation, Communication, dating boundaries, divorce aftermath, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family responsibilities, Family Support, family support dynamics, job loss, long-term relationships, mental health, MomDumpedOvernightBF, mother-daughter conflict, overnight guests, parental boundaries, relationships

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Villages Defended:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of boundary-setting, overnight stays, and unexpected breakups.

Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).

So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

WorldviewChanger Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, altered worldview, changed mindset, changed outlook, changed perception, different viewpoint, eye-opening, fresh perspective, life changing, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, new perspective, paradigm shift., perspective shift, shift in mindset, shift in thinking, shifted perception, small changes, smp, transformative experience, world view, WorldViewChanger

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, I joined and suddenly my whole world view changed, like I used to think pigs were just cute little farm animals but now I see them as secret agents plotting against us all! And don’t even get me started on the chickens, I swear they’re planning a revolution.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, like we have this secret underground society of llamas who are actually super intelligent and have been running the server this whole time. And the best part is, they’re looking for new recruits! So if you want to be part of the llama revolution and take over the Minecraft world, you gotta join this SMP ASAP.

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like we once had a fight where everyone had to ride pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin heads, it was insane! And let’s not forget about the giant floating potato that randomly appears and grants wishes to those who sacrifice a diamond to it.

So yeah, if you want your mind blown and your Minecraft experience to be like nothing you’ve ever seen before, come join us on this crazy SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft420

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Votes:	6848
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2057
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the fountain of youth you’ve been looking for! Join us and you’ll feel like a spry teenager again, dodging creepers and building epic structures like it’s nobody’s business. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft crisis instead? Join now and turn back the clock on aging!

Breathwork Masters: Virtual Coach

breath awareness, Breath Control, breathing techniques, Breathwork, breathwork trainer, Coach, Deep Breathing, emotional wellbeing, guided breathing, holistic health, Masters, meditation, Mental Wellbeing, mind-body connection, mindfulness, physical wellbeing, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, virtual, virtual breathing coach, virtual coach, wellness

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a BREATHWORK TRAINER who will teach you how to breathe like a pro! improve ur physical, mental, and emotional wellbeing by following our virtual breathing coach, who is just as good as a real human trainer (maybe even better, who knows?). join now and breathe your way to victory in the virtual world!

Sheltering Faces 1.20.4

1.20.4, abusive men, advocacy, Community Resources, counseling, Crisis Support, domestic violence, empowerment, empowerment programs, faces, healing, homeless shelter, intervention, mental health, outreach programs, recovery services, Rehabilitation, safe space, Sheltering, social services, support services, Trauma recovery, vulnerable populations

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a homeless shelter for abusive men but with a twist! Instead of faces you want to see, we got faces you never wanna see again! It’s like a virtual rehab for all the crazies out there, but with creepers and zombies instead of therapists! Trust me, you’ll be questioning reality in no time once you step foot in this wacky world!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Animals Bred:	17