Loko Enhanced Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Matzah and Creeper Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	447312	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5461
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1767
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

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Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Farms Harvested:	348

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5391	Magic Items Found:	8088
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	2701	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Potions Brewed:	168	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Animals Bred:	65	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3742	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	7337
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18