Loko Enhanced Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cheeky Chavs Craft

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Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

#youtube, Content Creation, Enna, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, EthyriaPrevious Thread, Gaming, graduated, influencers, lamps, lava, LIVESTREAMING, lolz, McMineFace, millie, minecrafty, nina, Online Community, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?

So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky B*tches

addictive gameplay, blocky, Btches, building homes, Character customization, creating stories, Digital World, escapism, Gaming, hours played, immersive experience, life simulation, Long playtime, sims 4, simulation game, Time management, time sink, time well spent, video games, virtual life, virtual reality, virtual relationships

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Goon Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

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Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7557	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	5275	Enchantments Applied:	175
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Celeb Chaos

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4