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Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Love Letters Sent:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Buildings Constructed:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	794
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	58

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7212
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	288733
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mines Excavated:	3537
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Zombie Dances:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3