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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4251 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3967 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
JOIN US AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY AND SHEEP DANCE! BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, OR DIG A HOLE STRAIGHT TO CHINA AND FIND OUT WHY THEY LOVE NOODLES SO MUCH!
WE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS (BUT DON’T WORRY, PIXEL PANTS DRY FAST)! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY OF CRAZY CRAFTERS AND MAKE FRIENDS THAT’LL LAST A LIFETIME (OR UNTIL THEY GET BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER)!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW RULES, BUT WHO’S KEEPING TRACK?)! LET’S BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME (AND THEN WE’LL MILK ‘EM FOR ALL THEY’RE WORTH)!