LogLords: Where Superior Logs Rule! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBandSMPHate

abhorrent, ANNOYING, Band, can’t stand, despise, detest, dislike, grating, intolerable, IRRITATING, loathe, loathsome, Music, nauseating, NoBandSMPHate, not a fan, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Unbearable

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Adventure, arrested, Canadian, Communication, Edition, emergency, Endurance, Garmin inReach, GarminGate, GPS device, India, International, legal trouble, MapleCraft, Marathon, navigation, Outdoor, Running, Safety, Satellite device, Server, Technology, travel, Ultrarunner

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
New Chunks Explored:	740887	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8900

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Potions Brewed:	200
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Potions Brewed:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4492

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Discord, Feedback, Gaming, ip address, java, MC community, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	2339
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
New Chunks Explored:	837885	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

Overview:

Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept to make your survival adventure easier. With player-driven economy, land claim, and a PvE gameplay feel, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
Is the server Java or Bedrock?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Play with your friends from any platform!
Are there staff positions available?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members to join our team. Apply on our Discord server!
What plugins are available on the server?	We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept, along with others to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Obsidian Peak. We value cooperation and respect among players.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to the server staff or admins through Discord or in-game messaging.

Streamers & Gossip: The Thread 1.21

Celebrities, Community, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, interactions, internet culture, News, Online Community, online forum, OTK company, pop culture, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, Thread, twitch, twitch streamers, Updates

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Villages Defended:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like seriously, you won’t find a better place to build your pixelated dreams. We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain, and creepers are like our annoying little pets.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is out to get you, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

And don’t even get me started on our events, like our annual “Zombie Apocalypse” where you gotta fight off hordes of undead while wearing a tutu (don’t ask why, just do it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this block party started!

HypeCraftFail

anticlimactic, buzzkill, Disappointment, Disaster, Failed, Failure, Fiasco, Flop, hype, HypeCraftFail, letdown, overhyped, Overrated, underperformed, underwhelming

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Remember that time when everyone was hyped up about a certain Minecraft server that promised to be the ultimate gaming experience? Yeah, well, let’s just say it crashed and burned faster than a creeper in a lightning storm. But fear not, because we’ve got the perfect alternative for you!

Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EUtopiaCraft

BALKANS, border control, bulgaria, cross-border cooperation, eastern europe, EU, European Commission, european integration, european union, EUtopiaCraft, free travel, full members, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Migration, political decision, Romania, Schengen, travel restrictions, visa policy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	164
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Romania and Bulgaria as full members of our Schengen free-travel area! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the villagers bust out some sick dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history!

Penumbralcraft

Adapt, Ambiance, atmospheric environments, balanced PvP, calculated conflict, Creative, creativity, Dark, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, haunting beauty, immersive design, impregnable fortresses, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, resilience, skill, strategic art form, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, territory system, Thrive

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	230
Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Modpack Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Server Performance	High-performance, overclocked server
Biomes	Eldritch Biomes with ancient ruins and hidden dangers
PvP	Strategic PvP with upcoming territory system
Base Building	Curated mods for strategic base building
Immersion	Atmospheric soundscapes, dynamic lighting, and stunning visuals
Creativity	Advanced tools for creative construction

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with mods?

A: Yes, you can join with mods. The server has a curated modpack for an optimized gameplay experience.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join the Discord community using the following link: https://discord.gg/thnUkhED

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4