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Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	485
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
New Chunks Explored:	180283	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ores Mined:	4561
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	114	Potions Brewed:	101
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

AID PACKAGE, bilateral cooperation, Blockbucks, DPL program, economic development, economic growth, financial aid, financial support, foreign investment, funding, government support, infrastructure improvement, international assistance, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Partnership, poverty reduction, Server, uk, Ukraine, World Bank

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Votes:	8345
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever!

UrsaCraft: Sink & Swim

cargo ship, cargo ship sinking, explosion, explosion at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime emergency, maritime incident, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean ship sinking, Russian, Russian shipping, Russian vessel, shipping news, Shipwreck, SINK, sinks, swim, Ursa Major, Ursa Major sinking, UrsaCraft, vessel sinking

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ores Mined:	7599	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5013
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server! come join us on our server where u can build ur own russian cargo ship and see if it sinks or not! we have explosions, we have drama, we have it all! join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why be normal when u can be crazy on our server! let’s see if u can survive the mediterranean like the Ursa Major did (or didn’t, lol)!

RoboXmasCraft: Boston Dynamics Fun

Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Boston, Boston Dynamics, christmas, creepy, dynamics, Engineering, Festive, Fun, Future, holiday, innovation, machine learning, Machines, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, RoboXmasCraft, Santa Claus, seasons greetings, Technology, Video

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Secret Passages Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest robot apocalypse everrrr!!! we got boston dynamics robots runnin around tryna take over da world but u can stop dem if u join our server and build epic bases to protect urself!!! watch out for da robot reindeer flyin around shootin lasers and da robot elves tryna steal ur diamonds!!! it’s gonna be a merry terrifying robot christmas on dis server, so come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos!!!

Amagami Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amagami, Amagami Challenge, Anime, Another Year Goes By, challenge, Characters, Choices, dating sim, emotions, gameplay, Gaming, Interactive, japanese, love, Otaku, Quests, relationships, romance, simulation, Storyline, video game, visual novel

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	939	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take you on a wild ride through the pixelated wonderland of pure awesomeness.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of building, crafting, and surviving in a virtual world that will make you question reality itself.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like a party in your computer where the blocks dance and the creepers sing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Welcome to the Minecraft SMP 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!

4chan, 4chan Pokeverse, activity with Pokemon, advances, christmas, Christmas edition, Christmas hopes, FAQ, gay pokephilia, hopes, Minecraft, open guide, pokemon, pokeverse, Pokeverse RP, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, straight pokephilia, Thread

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in our wacky adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this Christmas Edition of our server, we’ve got Pokemon running amok, trainers causing mischief, and a whole lot of holiday cheer (and chaos) to go around. Want to catch ’em all? Want to battle it out with other trainers? Want to engage in some questionable activities with your favorite Pokemon? Hey, we don’t judge, just have fun!

But beware, there are some wild threads out there – from straight to gay pokephilia discussions, to porn dumps that will make your head spin. So if you’re easily offended, maybe this server isn’t for you. But if you’re ready to dive into the madness and have a good time, then come on in!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Pokemon (or trainer) along the way. Happy holidays and may your Christmas be filled with laughter, joy, and maybe a little bit of chaos!

EngageCraft Minecraft Server

aita, confronting parents, confusion, cultural norms, Different Religion, Difficult, EngageCraft, ENGAGEMENT, EXCITEMENT, Family Back Home, Family Perception, Fiance, hurtful actions, Marriage Announcement, Minecraft, moment, monetary compensation, Non-academic Awards, overreaction, partner, relationship, Reshaping Narrative, Safe Career Option, Server, social media, south-asian household, Upset

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ores Mined:	6458
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Are you tired of your parents constantly trying to control your life and manipulate your decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family expectations? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world free from the shackles of cultural norms!

On our server, you can create your own engagement announcements without fear of your parents hijacking the narrative. No more awkward conversations with family members back home trying to explain why you’re not actually married yet. And forget about accepting guilt money as a way to smooth things over – on our server, you earn your own diamonds and emeralds through hard work and dedication!

Join us and build the house of your dreams with your fiancé, without any interference from meddling parents. Let your creativity run wild and show the world that you don’t need anyone’s approval to live your best virtual life. Plus, we have a secret underground society of rebellious players who have all escaped their own family drama – you’ll fit right in!

So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. Join our Minecraft server today and start building the life you’ve always wanted – no parental approval required!

CraftyCashGrabbers

AITAH, controversial background, CraftyCashGrabbers, crime family, family money, family ties, financial support, fresh start, google search, hidden identity, ill-gotten funds, moral dilemma, ORPHANED, personal history, private education, privileged, real name, Secret Past, trust fund, wealthy upbringing

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crops Grown:	7696
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	252	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of living a boring, privileged life with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and start fresh like our player who discovered their mom was a crime boss! Live off your mom’s ill-gotten funds in-game and build your empire while keeping your true identity a secret. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a BF who will support your shady past and help you navigate the virtual criminal underworld. Join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!

FriendHouseGloUp – Minecraft SMP

Bonding, childhood adventures, childhood friends, childhood memories, Differences, family dynamics, friend’s house, FriendHouseGloUp, Fun activities, games, growing up, house rules, long lasting friendships, Meals, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, sleepovers, smp, special moments, Traditions, unique experiences

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	3351
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	128	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Lol, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found, bro. So like, at my friend’s house growing up, they did things totally different, like they had a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wore a top hat and monocle. And get this, they had a secret underground lair where they kept all their diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja cats. It was lit, fam.

But like, this Minecraft SMP is even more insane, like they have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. And the best part is, every time you find a rare item, a magical unicorn appears to congratulate you and give you a high five. It’s like a dream come true, man.

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness for yourself, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s gonna be epic AF. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySingles

Autonomy, Avoiding drama, Bad past relationships, building a strong foundation, Choice, Contentment with oneself., CraftySingles, empowerment, Enjoying alone time, fear of commitment, focus on career, Focus on personal goals, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Peace of mind, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-care, self-sufficiency, Single life

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	83	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	2555	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of all the drama and heartache that comes with relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and kiss goodbye to all those pesky romantic entanglements. Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about dating!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you to smithereens. But fear not, because our server has a special feature that resurrects you as a zombie with superpowers! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you wreak havoc on the unsuspecting villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to grant wishes to anyone brave enough to defeat him. So if you’re looking for a reason to stay single, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs love when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

RiotCraft: Lighter Sentences

ajax, Amsterdam court, Amsterdam crime, Amsterdam riots, court case, criminal behavior, criminal justice, european football, fan violence, Football hooligans, football match, guilty verdict, hooliganism, law enforcement, Legal System, LIGHTER, Maccabi Tel Aviv, prosecutor recommendations, Public Safety, RIOTCRAFT, sentences, sentencing, sports violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Potions Brewed:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Love Letters Sent:	15

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where chaos rules and anything goes, ya know? It’s like the Wild West but with blocks and creepers, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziest shenanigans ever!

We got players causing riots like they’re in Amsterdam after a football match, except instead of getting in trouble with the law, they’re just building giant pixel art statues of their favorite players. It’s wild, dude!

And get this, the sentences for causing chaos on our server are way lighter than what the prosecutors recommend. Like, if you blow up someone’s house, you just gotta plant some flowers as a way of saying sorry. It’s all about forgiveness and fun, man!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let loose and be as crazy as you want, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the best virtual parties this side of the digital world. It’s gonna be a blast, dude!

GRCrazyCraft

Community, dedicated owner, Fun, GRCrazyCraft, Greek Minecraft Server, Mini Games, new players, Parkour, PvP, seasoned veterans, Survival, Vanilla, YouTuber

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ores Mined:	637	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1078	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

A server where survival skills are honed, mini-games provide a burst of excitement, parkour challenges test your agility, and vanilla gameplay offers a classic experience. But that’s not all – you’ve got a dedicated owner who’s a YouTuber, adding an extra layer of personality and community to the mix. This server is a place for everyone, from seasoned veterans to new players, to come together and have fun!

(Coming soon) Greek Minecraft Server

grcrazycraft.godlike.club:26020

Sky Drone Kingdom 1.20

aerial surveillance, civil liberties, drone, drone control, drone flights, drone monitoring, drone operations, drone policy, drone regulations, drone technology, Drones, Government, invasion of privacy, Kingdom, Military, national security, privacy, SECURITY, SKY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned aerial vehicles, US

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Lol, forget the drones, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual world without any pesky drones spying on you!

We have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that will make you forget all about those flying robots.

Join us now and escape the surveillance state by diving into a blocky paradise of endless possibilities!

Don’t worry about the drones, worry about how you’re going to survive the creeper attacks and zombie invasions on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us and leave those drones in the dust as you craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1410	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45