Logfag’s Cloggin’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the logfag reigns supreme! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of log vs logfag. Rumor has it that the logfag can clog an infinite amount of logs with just a flick of their wrist. Will you be brave enough to challenge them? Or maybe you just want to see how many logs you can clog yourself. Either way, this server is the place to be for all your log-clogging needs. Plus, we have a secret underground log society where only the most elite loggers are allowed entry. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to join the ranks of the logfag!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BroCollegeFundLULZ

BroCollegeFundLULZ, career building, college expenses, college funding, education costs, familial obligations, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational wealth, half siblings, loans, parental expectations, part-time jobs, personal boundaries, saving for college, scholarships, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ScaredyCraft

childhood fears, facing fears, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of criticism, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of ghosts, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of monsters, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the dentist, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, overcoming fears, ScaredyCraft

Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	121	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

acknowledging racism, addressing racism, cognitive dissonance, discrimination, emotional avoidance, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, implicit bias, mental health, negative emotions, NoH8, prejudice, racial awareness, racial bias, racial inequality, racial injustice, RacismFree, self reflection, social change, social justice, societal norms, systemic racism, Zone

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3110	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	1274
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

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World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
Are custom weapons available in the server?	Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
Is there a market system for trading?	Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
Can I brew custom drinks?	Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
How can I form or join a tribe?	You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	8674
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	571428	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Emeralds Found:	5665	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2398	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Void Gems Collected:	10	Potions Brewed:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	9017	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.