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The Spacey Minecraft SMP – Black Dress

Black, black dress, casual style, classic look, confident women, dress, elegant attire, evening wear, everyday fashion, fashion inspiration, fashion trends, formal attire, little black dress, mature women, Minecraft, outfit ideas, personal style, real beauty, real women, smp, sophisticated outfit, spacey, street style, timeless fashion, women in black dresses

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of llamas who have learned how to speak English and are hosting their own talk show every Friday night. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to post pics of women in black dresses because… reasons.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP

Breakup, Choices, Decision making, emotional fulfillment, empowerment, Financial Stability, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, left, Lifestyle, love, MONEY, personal growth, relationships, rich guy, RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP, Self Discovery, self worth, success, Women

Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!

Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.

So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Crops Grown:	5707

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Animals Bred:	179
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5773
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

J-M, japanese manga, jolly, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga genre, Manga News, manga recommendations, manga release, manga releases, manga series, manga translation, manga update, manga updates, MEGUMI, Minecraft, miners, new chapter, reading manga, Server, translated manga

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

animated, beatles, Characters, Digital, Entertainment, iconic, IDOLS, influence, Japan, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, online personalities, Performance, pop culture, smp, streaming, talent, The Beatles, Trendsetter, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magic Items Found:	6102
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Items Found:	7623
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5