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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7347 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to figure out how to make xer go to prison – because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good mystery and some good old-fashioned mischief?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races where the winner gets a diamond block, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you participate in a chicken parade led by a pig riding a minecart, or witness a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pond? Only on our server, of course!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally solve the mystery of how to make xer go to prison!
