LockScreenLoots – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	254

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us for a chance to build your own empire, battle epic bosses, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Want to learn their moves and join in on the fun? Then hop on over and join us today!

And as for your phone lock screen, well, if it’s not a screenshot of your most epic Minecraft creation, then you’re missing out! Show off your skills and impress your friends with your pixelated prowess. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	569	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Items Found:	5635

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8005	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	1172	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	608
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Votes:	9631
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	7716
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7482	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	124	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7748
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	72	Dragon Eggs Found:	2668
Dragon Eggs Found:	995	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.