LockOutLootOut | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your cheating husband drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and escape the real world craziness.

Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.

Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).

Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Votes:	4292	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	29	Runes Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Potions Brewed:	165	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2314
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7553	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	253	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Votes:	4964	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8287
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Emeralds Found:	933	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magic Items Found:	3186
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!