come join our epic minecraft server where the doors have a mind of their own! lock a door while it’s open and watch as it defies all logic and stays wide open, like a stubborn llama refusing to move!

our server is full of wacky surprises and mind-bending glitches that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably. want to see a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? we got you covered!

explore our vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be discovered. but be warned, you may encounter some strange creatures along the way, like a creeper with a mustache or a zombie doing the cha-cha slide.

join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

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  • Ratropolis Rising

    Ratropolis Rising
    come join our epic minecraft server where the temperature rises faster than a creeper exploding! we got so many rat complaints that even the creepers are scared to come out at night! you’ll be building your own city while dodging rats and creepers left and right, it’s a wild ride! plus, our researchers in Science Advances are always studying the effects of temperature on rat behavior, so you know it’s legit! join now for a rat-tastic time like no other!

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  • xapros SMP

    xapros SMP

    xapros SMP Overview

    Server TypeVanilla Fabric
    Server HostRyzen 9 7900
    RAM24 GB
    Max Players20

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Do you have a shopping district?Yes, we have a shopping district where you can find great deals.
    Do you have a nether highway system?Yes, we have a nether highway system that connects the server.
    Do you use land claims or chest locks?No, we don’t use land claims or chest locks, but we can trace actions back to players.
    Is the community mature?Yes, we keep toxic people off the server to ensure everyone can enjoy their time.
    Is there a world border?No, we don’t have a world border to allow for unlimited storage.

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  • BlockheadLoveCraft

    BlockheadLoveCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your friendships and relationships.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through complex social dynamics, just like in real life, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner. Build your own drama-filled storylines with other players and see who comes out on top in the battle of wits and emotions.

    And if you’re looking for a server where you can test your patience and communication skills, look no further! Our community is full of surprises and unexpected outbursts, just like that time when your boyfriend insisted you renew your bus card on the last day before your trip to Japan. Who knew a simple bus card could cause so much chaos?

    So come join us on this wild ride of emotions and drama, where every block you place could lead to a new chapter in your Minecraft story. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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  • BlockBusterRehab

    BlockBusterRehab
    Are you tired of being stuck in a rut in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your virtual life takes off in ways you never thought possible.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds one minute, and the next you’re riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Only on our server can you experience such epic adventures and truly get your life back on track in the most unexpected way possible.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your boring real life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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  • Yogi’s Not-So-Smart Server

    Yogi’s Not-So-Smart Server
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Yogi Bear be runnin’ the show up in here! He be claimin’ he smarter than half his bear buddies, but we all know he just a big ol’ dummy. But that’s what makes this server so lit, cuz you never know what kinda shenanigans Yogi gonna get into next!

    One time, Yogi tried to build a house outta picnic baskets, thinkin’ it would be the sturdiest structure ever. But surprise surprise, it fell apart faster than a Jenga tower in an earthquake! And don’t even get me started on the time he tried to tame a creeper thinkin’ it was a new type of bear. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well for ol’ Yogi.

    So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Yogi Bear himself, then come on down! Just watch out for those picnic basket houses, they ain’t as sturdy as they look.

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