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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9047 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 8462 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!
2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.
3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.
4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!