Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Imagine a world where Vince McMahon and Donald Trump are cellmates in jail – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, team up with your friends to take down the evil prison guards, or just sit back and watch as Vince and Trump try to escape their cell using nothing but a pickaxe and some raw chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers – things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Enchantments Applied: 205
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 406 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ores Mined: 3222
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Magic Items Found: 7155
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Falling into the Void: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 197 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1979 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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