Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Imagine a world where Vince McMahon and Donald Trump are cellmates in jail – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, team up with your friends to take down the evil prison guards, or just sit back and watch as Vince and Trump try to escape their cell using nothing but a pickaxe and some raw chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers – things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Villages Defended: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5457 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Potions Brewed: 131
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Potions Brewed: 22
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 New Chunks Explored: 783164
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 693
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Alien Abductions: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ores Mined: 1402
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Emeralds Found: 637
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
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