so like, u know how we all stuck at home cuz of covid, right? well turns out, that mess is makin us age faster in our teeny tiny brains! like, we gonna be wrinkly old folks before we even hit 20, yo! but don’t worry, cuz we got the perfect escape from all that craziness – our minecraft server! come join us and let your brain cells relax and unwind in our pixelated paradise. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and diamonds for days! plus, rumor has it, if u play long enough, u might just reverse the effects of covid aging and become a baby genius again. so what u waitin for? hop on our server and let’s defy the laws of science together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7999
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Love Letters Sent: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY