LockBoxLULZ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	7284

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dimension Hops:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Towns Built:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Farms Harvested:	340
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3304
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Towns Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2892
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Farms Harvested:	737	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ores Mined:	535
Emeralds Found:	7674	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Magic Items Found:	7901	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	454

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dimension Hops:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	140

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	7177
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Potions Brewed:	172	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	107/700	Votes:	7383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3