Lock up your blocky enemies at LockedMC! No need for bail with our NON-OP, ANTI-P2W, OG prison-escape shenanigans!

#prisonescape, antip2w, Bail, Black Market, block party, blocky, Chatting, Community, Contraband, enemies, Events, Features, Feedback, Gangs, GPU, income, Lock, LockedMC, Minecraft, miner, MONEY, Nonop, Other, Server, Shenanigans, Spleef, Staff, sumo, Updates, walls, warrior

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4855	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

LockedMC Server Overview

Feature	Description
Anti Pay-To-Win system	Donations do not provide unfair advantages.
Contraband	Grow, sell, and trade contraband for illegal money.
Crypto Mining	Passively earn income through mining GPUs.
Fun and Interactive Events	Hosts various events for prizes and fun.
Community Feedback	Regularly updated based on player suggestions.

Ready to Join?

IP: LockedMC.com

Version 1.20.2+ (Bedrock compatible!)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/trappedmc

Awards and Recognition

Voted Top 10 on Prison Servers of 2024. Check out more details here.

Server Recommendation

If you’re looking for a unique prison server experience, LockedMC is the place to be. Join now and be welcomed by the community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, donations do not provide unfair advantages.
What is the Contraband system?	Players can grow, sell, and trade contraband for illegal money.
Can I passively earn income through Crypto Mining?	Yes, you can earn income through mining GPUs.
What type of events does LockedMC host?	LockedMC hosts events like Spleef, Walls, Block Party, Sumo, and more for prizes and fun.
Is player feedback taken into consideration for updates?	Yes, the server is regularly updated based on player suggestions and feedback.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	260	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Falling into the Void:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Votes:	6324
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	202
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mines Excavated:	2128	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Votes:	9467	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!