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PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Towns Built:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Divine Spears Created:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Runes Activated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	493
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

BotDisclosureCraft

Accountability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotDisclosureCraft, Bots, Chatbots, compliance, customer service, digital communication, Disclosure, Ethics, Mandatory, online interactions, opinion, policy, privacy, regulations, Technology, transparency, Trust, user experience

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	727991	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Farms Harvested:	896	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyNorway96: Toyota Rules, Tesla Drools

Automotive Industry, CraftyNorway96, Drools, electric cars, electric vehicle sales, electric vehicle trends, electric vehicles, ev, EV adoption, EV market share, January, market share, norway, Norway automotive market., Norway market, rules, sustainable mobility, sustainable transportation, tesla, Tesla sales, Toyota, Toyota electric vehicles

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, bro? well listen up, cuz dis server is lit AF. like, in January, Norway EV share was like 96% or sumthin. and guess who topped the list? frickin Toyota, man. but Tesla, oh man, Tesla was slumping so hard. like, they couldn’t even keep up, ya know? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more poppin’ than Tesla on a bad day, then u gotta join us, cuz we’re like the Toyota of minecraft servers, yo. come join the fun and be part of the madness, bro.

Players:	91/300	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Love Letters Sent:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5