Local Minecraft SMP Cunt Passer

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a strict “local only” policy, so if you can’t pass as a local in your own cunt, then you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You’ll need to solve a series of ridiculous riddles to gain access, but trust us, it’s worth it.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a giant chicken boss that roams the server, terrorizing anyone who dares to cross its path. Defeat the chicken boss and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that can grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SnackAttackCraft

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Are you tired of munching on boring old carrots and potatoes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples that will have you chomping away like a hungry hippo! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) on our deliciously OP food items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

#intelligence gathering, Aerial View, aftermath, Conflict, crisis response, damage assessment, Destruction, Devastating, disaster relief, drone strike, DroneCraft, emergency management, Fallout, international relations, military operation, reconnaissance, russia, Russian, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Target, War

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	7933	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

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haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7835	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WRLD

Anarchy, Survival, survival multiplayer building vanilla community sandbox exploration crafting adventure roleplay server world creative mods minigames economy factions PvP skyblock mods, Vanilla

A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	278857	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RetroRealms

Enjoyable, Factions, Gamemodes, gameplay, Minecraft, MODERN, Network, nostalgic, Prison, RetroRealms, Seasons, Server, Skyblock, SPEED

Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

We are proud to offer: – Prison (Long seasons and Speed) – Skyblock – Factions & many more gamemodes soon

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

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Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1177	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

Biden policies, Biden-Harris Administration, Committee, Congress, consequences, current events, FCC commissioner, Government, government oversight, Hearing, House, House Committee, House hearing, house of representatives, House Oversight Committee, Live, Live Stream, Minecraft, News, oversight, policies, Politics, public policy, Server, testimony

Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	916	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, commentary, current events, debate, Entertainment, Is she right, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Panel Discussion, popular culture, right or wrong, smp, talk show, television, television hosts, television personalities, television programs, trending topics, TV, tv shows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7687	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ores Mined:	8077
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyScamFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	5381
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

CHANGE, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, Climate change impacts, climate crisis, climate modeling, climate projections, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate variability, Droughts, Dry spells, Edition, environmental changes, extreme weather events, Future droughts, global warming, Longer dry spells, Observation-constrained projections, water scarcity, weather patterns

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, overwatch, Overwatch 2, playoverwatch, Server

PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.