come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 171 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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