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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Endless Night Skies: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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