come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 0
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
New Chunks Explored: 193548 Potions Brewed: 71

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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