LMAOOOO Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

play.dbdmc.com

MC-Creative

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	277	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MCUK has Multiple Themes spread across Several Worlds Our economy is mainly based on Mob Killing & Trading, Offering Creative, Survival, PvP, PvE, SkyBlock, Skywars Mini-Games and lots more.

Established since early 2011 with 99%+ uptime. CONNECT & BUILD STRAIGHT AWAY (no whitelist, membership is free, donations and shop ). PLENTY OF CHOICE & DIVERSITY TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED, START HAVING FUN & MAKE NEW FRIENDS NOW. YOUR ADVENTURE AWAITS….

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Animals Bred:	146	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Star Shards Collected:	211
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1455
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gods Slained:	0

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3109	Alien Abductions:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Items Found:	8795
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me