LMAOOOO Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for an hour. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle out of Jello” competition, where the most wobbly and delicious creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual pudding?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our secret underground maze filled with dancing llamas and disco balls, where you can win rare loot like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted pickaxes that make your enemies break out into spontaneous dance parties.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep). It do be like that all day today. It really really do!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Farms Harvested:	180	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	50	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Emeralds Found:	2067	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4724	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Animals Bred:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Farms Harvested:	318
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.