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FakeNewsSMP – What’s ur wildest tale?

Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonesty, fabricated story, fabricated tale, fake story, FakeNewsSMP, False narrative, falsehood, fib, Lies, made up, Tale, tall story, tall tale, tall talk, Untrue, untruth, whats, WILDEST

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Items Found:	6904	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

OMG guys, u gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So like, this one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was so lit! And then, this other time, I saw a chicken riding a pig like they were on a date or something, it was wild! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing potatoes at everyone, it was hilarious! So come join us for all the wacky adventures and fake stories you could ever want! You won’t regret it, I swear!

CraftyCopsMC

abuse of power, Accountability, corrupt officer, Corruption, CraftyCopsMC, criminal behavior, dishonesty, illegal activities, Integrity, internal affairs, Justice, law enforcement, misconduct, misconduct investigation, Police Brutality, police corruption, police misconduct, police officers, reddit, unethical behavior, Whistleblower

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	69	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the only law is chaos!

Our server is run by the most corrupt police officers you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. They’ll take bribes in diamonds, turn a blind eye to griefing, and even participate in illegal redstone trafficking. It’s a lawless land where anything goes!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges and come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing on the most corrupt Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

EuroCraft: Ready & Willing

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military assistance, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, Ready, Rutte, security guarantees, solidarity, Stability, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where europe is like, totally ready to like, step up and stuff. we got security guarantees for ukraine and all that jazz. like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with such epicness? we got crazy battles, insane builds, and like, the best community ever. plus, you might even meet rutte himself in the game, fighting off creepers and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Trash Raccoon Death Server

Animal Behavior, animal deaths, animal hazards, Animal protection, animal safety, animal welfare, death, leading cause of death, Raccoon, raccoon behavior, raccoon deaths, raccoon safety, Raccoons, Server, Trash, trash compactor, trash disposal, urban animals, urban wildlife, Waste Disposal, waste management, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7941
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

So, like, imagine a world where raccoons have their own trash compactor kingdom. it’s like, totally wild, dude. you can join our minecraft server and be a part of this epic raccoon trash compactor kingdom.

we have raccoons wearing crowns made of old soda cans and ruling over piles of garbage like it’s their kingdom. you can be a raccoon too and live out your trashy dreams.

our server is like a trashy paradise, with mountains of old pizza boxes and rivers of soda. you can build your own trash castle and defend it from rival raccoons trying to steal your garbage.

so come join us and experience the thrill of death by trash compactor, raccoon style. it’s a wild ride, dude.

Amplified Adolescent Adventures

adolescent, adolescent brain development, Adolescent cannabis use, Adventures, amphetamine sensitivity, Amplified, cognitive development., Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, cognitive skills, drug effects on cognition, drug impact on brain, drug sensitivity, drug use in adolescence, long-term effects, stimulant effects, substance abuse, substance use disorder, teenage drug use, THC exposure, thinking skills

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

yo, dis server be like dat dank weed u smoked in high school dat made u see unicorns and talk to trees. but instead of just gettin high, u also get a boost in ur brain power for when u wanna pop some amphetamines later in life. join dis server if u wanna be a genius druggie in the virtual world, man. unicorns not included, sorry.

MC | Proper | survival server minecraft

mc, Minecraft, proper, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchantments Applied:	277	Runes Activated:	5

The description of the server server “MCPROPER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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GeoNations

alliances, apply to join, artificial economy, consequences, culture, Diplomacy, dynamic, GeoNations, Geopolitics, Laws, player-driven decisions, player-driven world, PvP, Resource Management, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Villager Trading, Wars, Whitelist, world control

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

GeoNations Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Survival-Based Geopolitics	Form and expand your nation.
PvP & Warfare	Fight for resources and control of the world.
Roleplay	Shape your nation’s culture, laws, and alliances.
Player-Driven World	Every choice affects the future of the server.
Whitelist System	Apply to join and become part of the world.

Main Version: 1.21.1 Supported Versions: 1.21.1

Official Links & Contacts

Discord: https://discord.gg/d6mFnX9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the main focus of GeoNations Minecraft Server?

A: The server is focused on geopolitics, alliances, and warfare in a dynamic, player-driven world.

Q: Is there an artificial economy or villager trading on the server?

A: No, the server focuses on resource management, diplomacy, and player-driven decisions.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply to join through the whitelist system.

Lost Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, archetype, confusion, consensual, consent, emotions, Experience, faggy, feelings, girl, Intimacy, introspection, lonely, Lost, Meeting, Nympho, odyssey, regret, relationships, Retrospective, Space, used, Vulnerability, Withdrawal

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, bros, forget about all that emotional stuff and come join this Minecraft server! Why? Because we got girls who won’t make you feel used and lonely, they’ll make you feel like a king!

On this server, you can build a virtual house with your virtual girl and live happily ever after. No need to worry about consent or nympho archetypes, just pure fun and games.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where you can escape from all the drama and just focus on building the coolest pixelated castle ever. Let’s go, bros!

GrandCraft Server: Will Executor

Boundaries, Communication, death, decision, executor, family, family dynamics, future plans, GrandCraft, Grandparents, Inheritance, Legacy, Preparation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, tough conversation, tough decision, tough position, tough subject, Will

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3510	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like the time your grandma decided to make you the executor of her will instead of your mom or aunts.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your family drama to play out virtually. Build your dream house, start a family, and navigate the complex relationships just like in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds just like finding out your grandma’s secret stash of cookies in the pantry.

So come join us and experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of family politics while also fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

HeartCraftHospitLOL

alcohol addiction, alcoholism, animal care, animal neglect, animal welfare, caregiving, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, family responsibilities, father daughter relationship, father’s behavior, father’s health, father’s recovery, father’s threats, heart surgery recovery, HeartCraftHospitLOL, pet care, pet neglect, pet sitting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos that will make your family problems seem like a walk in the park.

On our server, we promise to provide you with the same level of neglect and mistreatment that this poor OP’s pets received. We’ll lock you in a virtual room with no food or water, and see if you can survive like a true Minecraft warrior.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re feeling extra rebellious, you can even tell our virtual father figure that if he can’t take care of himself, he should be “put down” (not get the help he needs). It’s a wild world out there, folks.

So come join our server and experience a level of insanity that will make you question your own sanity. And hey, at least you won’t have to deal with animal feces in your bed…hopefully.

SyriaDroneStrikeMC Server

air base, airstrike, ATTACKED, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Drones, intelligence, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Reports, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Syria, SyriaDroneStrikeMC, Technology, Terrorism, UAVs, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Animals Bred:	180	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a russian air base in syria attacked by drones! we got so much epic stuff goin on, u wont even believe it!

we got creepers dat explode like fireworks, makin da sky light up in a beautiful display of chaos! we got villagers dat trade u diamonds for dirt, cuz dey crazy like dat. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, like giant chickens dat shoot laser beams outta dere eyes!

but wait, dere’s more! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden all over da map. and if u can find dem, u’ll be rewarded with da rarest loot in all da land. plus, we got events happenin all da time, like zombie apocalypse parties and build battles where u can show off ur epic building skills.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where every day is a new adventure and every block is a new opportunity for fun! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness dat goes down here.

AdversaryCraft: Backfired Spectacularly

adversary, AdversaryCraft, BACKFIRED, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, European officials, European perspective, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, global perception, international diplomacy, international politics, international relations, political fallout, spectacularly, strained alliances, transatlantic relations., united states, US, US foreign relations

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the craziest place ever! We got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And get this, the trees are made of candy canes!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are like superheroes, they can shoot fireballs from their eyes and turn into dragons whenever they want. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and nether stars.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the funniest jokes? He once blew up a whole village just for laughs, but don’t worry, we rebuilt it with rainbow-colored blocks.

So, if you wanna join the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server ever, come on over! Just watch out for the giant spiders that shoot laser beams from their eyes, they’re a real hoot!

PajamaTech – SleepyCraft Server

comfortable, convenience, Equipment, health, home, innovation, Medical, Monitoring, non-invasive, PajamaTech, patches, researchers, Server, sleep apnoea, sleep clinic, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, SleepyCraft, smart pyjamas, SPECIALIST, Technology, Washable, wearable tech

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	991
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9704	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we wear smart pajamas that monitor our sleep disorders while we play! no need for sticky patches or boring sleep clinics, just hop on and game all night while our pajamas do the work. who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? join now for the most unique gaming experience of your life!

Mystic Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, anonymous figure, bewildering, confusion, Curious, Enigma, enigmatic female, enigmatic woman, Identity, mysterious lady, Mystery, mystic, perplexing, puzzling, question.., Quests, stranger, unfamiliar face, unidentified individual, unknown woman, unrecognized person, who is she

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Votes:	8718	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

She’s the baddest Minecraft server out there, like seriously, she’s got all the blocks and mobs you could ever want. Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual adventure of a lifetime.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, this server has the dankest memes and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and sprinkle glitter everywhere.

You’ll never be bored on this server, there’s always something new and exciting happening. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games, they’re so lit you’ll forget what real life even is.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

StepmomSecrets Minecraft Server

biological parent, breaking the rules, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, excessive punishment, family conflict, family dynamics, grace, Honesty, household rules, leniency, Minecraft, parenting, Server, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, StepmomSecrets, teenage rebellion, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Star Shards Collected:	87
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting a teenage stepdaughter? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can dig your way out of sticky situations, just like this stepdad who tried to cover for his rebellious stepdaughter. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon hidden treasures just like this family’s secrets!

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re navigating through family drama or dodging punishments, there’s always something exciting happening. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected guests!

Players:	107/700	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2