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Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP

alertness, Antioxidant, balance, Benefits, brain function, Caffeine, coffee, CRAZE, daily consumption, daily routine, energy boost, Habit, health, heart health, Lifestyle, metabolism, Minecraft, Moderation, moderation is key, positive effects, recommended intake, smp, wellness

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest caffeine-fueled adventures in the blocky world! Our server is filled with coffee-loving players who believe that a small amount of coffee per day is the key to unlocking their building skills and PvP prowess.

Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.

So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Reddit Germany Minecraft Server

Communication, Country, Digital, discussion, Europe, forum, germany, Global, internet, leader, Minecraft, Online Community, Popular, Ranking, reddit, Server, social media, statistics, Technology, Usa, User-generated content, world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner redditors and take Germany to the next level of meme greatness! Join us as we build giant bratwurst statues, ride pigs into battle, and overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with the power of upvotes!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of trolling creepers with dank memes? Plus, rumor has it that Angela Merkel herself logs on to play every night, leading epic raids against rival factions while wearing a diamond-studded lederhosen.

So come on down to our server and experience the most reddit country in Europe in all its glory. Just be prepared for some seriously epic meme warfare and maybe a few too many schnitzel jokes along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tribalism Minecraft SMP

christcuck morality, controversy, ENEMY, Ethics, Jesus, Jews, LOSING, loyalty, Methods, Might Is Right, Minecraft, morality, POL, Race, smp, society, Survival of the Fittest, Thread, tribalism, Tribe, winning, WorldView

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where tribalism is the name of the game and Jesus is just a “dead jew on a stick” according to some of our players (we don’t judge, we just play Minecraft).

In our Might Is Right world, every tribe is out for themselves and conquering enemy tribes is the ultimate goal. But why hate on the jews? Is it because they’re winning and you’re losing? Or maybe it’s because of the methods they use? But hey, in this crazy world, survival of the fittest is the #1 principle, so no need to whine about it!

So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner tribal warrior. Who knows, you might even make some new friends (or enemies, but that’s all part of the fun)! See you in the game, and remember, this is the thread you’ve been waiting for!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vality Survival

1.21, Adventure, Biomes, Community, competitive, Custom Biomes, Custom world, Economy, empire-building, Exploration, Friendly, Land claiming, multiplayer, PvP, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion

Vality Survival Version: 1.21 (ViaVersion + ViaBackwards support) IP: valitysurvival.com

Custom Biomes, Epic Adventures Welcome to Vality Survival, a thrilling PvP-focused Survival SMP with a fully custom world waiting to be explored. Claim your land in unique biomes, build your empire, and dive into our competitive yet friendly community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

topworldmc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, CasinoSMP, casual player, Challenges, community-driven, compete, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Factions, Features, Gamemodes, Hardcore, hardcore competitor, Minecraft, Mini Games, official launch, Season 1 launch, Survival, topworldmc, Updates, Whitelist, whitelist mode

Welcome to [TOPWORLMC]! Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with our three unique gamemodes: Survival, CasinoSMP, and Hardcore, with much more coming soon! Whether you’re a casual player looking to build and explore, or a hardcore competitor ready to face challenges, we have something for everyone.

Our server is currently in whitelist mode as we prepare for the official Season 1 launch in just one week! Join now and be among the first to explore, build, and compete in this brand-new, community-driven server. Be sure to check back soon for more exciting updates and features!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Luce Debut Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where the creepers know how to drop the beat (literally).

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Luce debut when? Like, right now, duh!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness

Anime, art assets, articles, artists, Birthday edition, charts, Craft, Dangan, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, madness, Manga, Media, modding tools, murder, Music, Mystery, new, Novels, official store pages, old news, pastebin nuked, Resources, series guide, ship tags, shitposters, smp, spoiler-free guide, sprites, Ultimate Summer Camp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a trial in Danganronpa? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Monokuma plot!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a maze filled with creepers wearing Monokuma masks. They had to navigate through the maze while dodging explosive surprises at every turn. And guess what? They made it out alive and won a diamond block as a reward!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret rooms, hidden treasures, and even a secret Monokuma boss battle that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And if you manage to defeat Monokuma, you’ll be rewarded with a special skin that turns you into the ultimate Minecraft detective!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Danganronpa-inspired Minecraft adventure! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. Monokuma is always watching…

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Vetoed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a misunderstood party animal just looking for friends to play mini-games with. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP

Automation, Bash, bash commands, bash programming, bash scripting, BashBeGone, coding, command line, command-line interface, developer, linux, Minecraft, programming, programming language, scripting, scripting language, shell scripting, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Terminal, terminal commands, Unix

Are you tired of living in the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to bash and hello to building your dream world with ease! Our server is so advanced, we have flying pigs that deliver your resources directly to your inventory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs drop sick beats instead of loot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and upgrade your Minecraft experience!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineWizards

Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skyblock RPG Dungeons Adventure Wizards Heroes Challenge Imagination Community Blocks Conquer Create Fantasy Exploration Magic Quests Puzzles Survival Creativity Multiplayer

Welcome to MineWizards – your ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Explore unique game modes like Skyblock, RPG and Dungeons, all crafted to challenge your skills and ignite your imagination. Join a vibrant community of wizards and heroes, where every block brings a new opportunity. Are you ready to conquer and create? Jump in now at minewizards.com!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

🎁 FestivalCraft | AROUND THE HOLIDAY Minecraft server

Anarchy, atmosphere, Battles, Clans, Community, Competitions, Donations, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FestivalCraft, Fireball fight, Friends, FURNACES, Giveaways, Grief, Hardcore, holiday, Ip:, Islands, Large Online, Minecraft, Minions, MONEY, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Resources, Russian, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run

✨ FestivalCraft – Server for real fans of holidays in Minecraft!

Main modes: Anarchy and Skyblock! Here you will find a uniquely generated map, endless possibilities for creativity and regular airdrops in Anarchy mode! Build your fortresses, go to unknown dungeons and take part in battles for cool resources! And for Skyblock fans, we have a selection of unique islands, hand minions to do all the hard work, improved furnaces and a system for earning in-game money – everything to make your island the best!

Additional modes like TNT Run and Fireball Fight add even more fun!

Every half hour you can get a free case using the /freecase command! And in our VKontakte community you will find interactive tournaments, giveaways and competitions! This is the perfect place to make new friends and earn in-game bonuses for your skills! Join us and feel the atmosphere of a real holiday!

Our IP » mc.festivalcraft.fun

Recommended Version: 1.20

Our VK community » vk.com/festivalcraft

Our website » festivalcraft.fun

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3567	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Never-Democrat-Young-Men Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting griefed by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, young men are never voting democrat again! Why, you ask? Because our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build and have a good time without any political drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear for all our players to enjoy. So come join us and leave your political affiliations at the door, because on our server, the only thing we’re voting for is fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	197779	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll have all the resources and opportunities in the world, but absolutely no motivation to use them. It’s like being in heaven but not being able to enjoy it – the ultimate torture!

Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.

So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3928	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineCraft Mania Server

Assetto Corsa, Combat Helo, dangerous waters, dcs world, DiRT: Rally, Enemy Engaged: Comanche vs Hokum, Euro truck sim, Falcon BMS, farming simulator, flight sims, IL-2, Live for Speed, Mania, microsoft flight simulator, Minecraft, NoLimits2, OMSI 2, racing sims, rfactor 2, Rise of Flight, SAM Simulator, Server, ship simulator, silent hunter, simulation games, Steel Armor: Blaze of War, Steel Beasts Pro, Steel Fury: Kharkov 1942, submarine sims, tank sims, train sims, train simulator, vehicle simulation, x-plane

Welcome to the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous vehicle simulations like racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and anything else sims that are so wild, they don’t have enough traffic to sustain their own independent generals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we have extra attention-grabbing search terms like sims/fsg/ /dcsg/ /fsxg/ /bmsg/ /shg/ /rofg/ /etsg/ /il2g/ /lfsg/ /tsg/ because why settle for just one sim when you can have them all?

Need a break from building and mining? Hop on over to our Planefriend pastebin for all your aviation needs. Tankfriend pastebin more your style? We got you covered. And don’t forget about our Boat- and subfriend pastebin for all your nautical adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons, and a whole lot of laughs on the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0