LmaoCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure Server for trendy gamers! #FinalFantasyHype #MinecraftMadness 🎮✨

#CrossRegionDataCenter, #FFXIVMeetups, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #FinalFantasyXVIcollaboration, #GeneralNews, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, Adventure, blocky, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, endwalker, FinalFantasyHype, freecompanies, Gamers, highlander, Linkshells, LMAOcraft, MEETUPS, MinecraftMadness, moogletreasuretrove, moviemeetups, Resources, Server, trendy, Ultimate, xivg

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Votes:	8362	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! We’ve got Highlanders on the lodestone, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and even a Moogle Treasure Trove hunt for Genesis – because who doesn’t love hunting for mythical treasures while dodging evil monsters?

Join us for our PvP Series 5, where you can battle it out with other players until Patch 7.0 hits. And don’t forget about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test – because why travel in just one region when you can travel across them all?

But wait, there’s more! We have movie meetups where you can watch classics like Mr. Nice Guy and Who Am I? while chilling in the digital world of Minecraft. So come on down and join us for some epic fun and crazy adventures – you won’t regret it!

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Divine Spears Created:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5878	Star Shards Collected:	108
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	216	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Emeralds Found:	9981
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Love Letters Sent:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Emeralds Found:	9779
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	266	Buildings Constructed:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Towns Built:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Farms Harvested:	977
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Towns Built:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4418
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	8493
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	5375

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!