LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

4chan, anxiety, Argument, coping mechanisms, cure, emotional distress, lmao, madness, mental health, mental illness, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, online toxicity, panic attack, self-care, Server, stress, support system, Therapy, Threw up, weak body, weak mind

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	124

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Secret Passages Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4892	Potions Brewed:	73

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Emeralds Found:	9642	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	1171	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	58
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.