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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	9094	Crops Grown:	7435
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ores Mined:	1234	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Potions Brewed:	110
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3174	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Animals Bred:	101
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crops Grown:	4114
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	855	Dragon Eggs Found:	6369
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.