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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	64	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Runes Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Animals Bred:	56	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7017
Royal Courts Attended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	10	New Chunks Explored:	554227
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	895
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.