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Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1135	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
New Chunks Explored:	425811	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	710174	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	795240	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	199
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.