LMAO Even Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block parties. We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (and respawning).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato named Spudrick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a pair of diamond boots for all the shenanigans that await you.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crops Grown:	1612
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	766703
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4060

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4917	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mines Excavated:	4989	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Void Gems Collected:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Animals Bred:	58	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mines Excavated:	3872	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.