so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got the Dalai Lama up in here, but, like, he’s gotta, like, totally fix his political views first, ya feel me? like, imagine mining for diamonds with the Dalai Lama, man, that would be epic! plus, we got, like, flying pigs and talking chickens, it’s wild, bro! so come join us and let’s have a blast together, yeehaw!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Alien Abductions: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Meteorites Collected: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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