so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got the Dalai Lama up in here, but, like, he’s gotta, like, totally fix his political views first, ya feel me? like, imagine mining for diamonds with the Dalai Lama, man, that would be epic! plus, we got, like, flying pigs and talking chickens, it’s wild, bro! so come join us and let’s have a blast together, yeehaw!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 4401
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Farms Harvested: 377
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 75 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4441 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Crops Grown: 5399
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2164 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 113 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Farms Harvested: 448
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Enchantments Applied: 244
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1422 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Falling into the Void: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 41 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Crops Grown: 1764 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Weird Trade Minecraft Server

    Weird Trade Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 140 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Falling into the Void: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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