Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Love Letters Sent: 14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Villages Defended: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

    ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!
    Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

    NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun
    lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

    Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

    BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

    Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

    IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

    Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

    WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version:1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

    Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

    A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ores Mined: 4531
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Villages Defended: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

    Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

    The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DadDisagreesMCServer

    DadDisagreesMCServer
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

    Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

    So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • KidzGoneWildMC

    KidzGoneWildMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

    Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Potions Brewed: 75
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 39 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9472 Mines Excavated: 1924

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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