Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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