Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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