Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Villages Defended: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
Love Letters Sent: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
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