Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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