Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 4198
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Runes Activated: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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