Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Meteorites Collected: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
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