Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Gods Slained: 0
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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