Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Chimeras Created: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY